Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

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