- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

mikey is cute

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Donald Trump

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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