How do you make your house smell bad? fart

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

purple pickles

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

WNBA

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What? Huh?

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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