What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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