What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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