- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What's 9+10 Ebola

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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