- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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