What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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How old are you? 7

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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