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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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