Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What's half of 8? o

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Anti Joke

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