Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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