what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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ejaculation JLR

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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