- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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