why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti Joke

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