Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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This is an anti-joke.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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