- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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