Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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women's rights.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Okay.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why so serious ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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