- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Get up Look in the mirror

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

girls basketball

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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