- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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