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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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