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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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