- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

salad days!

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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