A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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outside your comfort zone

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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