- Anti Joke

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

it was all Tagart

Massie is a fatass

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?