A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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