- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Me Neither.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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