One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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