What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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A jew enters a mall.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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