- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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