roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Equal rights!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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