Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

knock knock go away

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Shltskc gw? G

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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