- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Your mom went to college

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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