- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.