What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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