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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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