- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Horse.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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