- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What are annoying? Ads.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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