- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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