the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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I like poop in my butt

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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were you expecting a joke

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

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