And Stephen Hawking said.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

hers a joke... japanese people

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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