A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Anti Joke

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