Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

gay pom...

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Y u do dis?

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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