CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...