- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??