roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What black and has children A black man

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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