- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Im gay What about you

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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