- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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