- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

whats a joke

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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