Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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