- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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