Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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