- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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