once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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