- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

The bears will win the Super Bowl

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

white or wheat? wheat please.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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