- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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