Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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