Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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whats black and large -me

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A shark ate your mom

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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