Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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FUCK YOU

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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A blind man watches TV

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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