Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Knock knock come in.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Anti Joke

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