Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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so...um, yeah

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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