- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What do you call an arab ?

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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