- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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