- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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