- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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