- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

quantum physics?

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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