how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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