- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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