Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's your guys names?

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why do mexicans get made fun of

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