- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

sucks Syntax...

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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