- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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